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The Litter Box
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
There are squirrels in my website
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Squirrels in the news

It has become increasingly obvious that squirrels are out to take over the world.  Okay...if not the world then squirrels are out to take over my website. Just before I logged off yesterday one more story appeared in my newsfeed. one that makes me wish I would have saved yesterday's LOLSquirrel for today.

So here's the story: something something squirrel droppings.  Something something squirrel in bedroom.  Something something girl freaks out. Something something poor building standards for a long time.  Something to do with nuts.

Really, people get over it.  The squirrel was just trying to be friendly, like yesterday's LOLsquirrel.   At my place I had several squirrels come up to the back screen door, get up on their haunches and look inot the porch.  And if they were wearing coconut hats, I'm sure they would have all tipped them politely.

On the coldest day of winter I often have squirrels perched on the outside ledge of my kitchen window where they can steal a bit of warmth leaking out.  I'm very kind to the critters, I invite them inside.  I have a special large enameled home for them with a tight fitting lid and I fill the home with carrots and potatoes and onions and I place them somewhere very warm, about 350 degrees, for about three hours.

For more delicious recipes check out this site: http://www.squirrelrecipesbook.com/  for over fifty fun things you can do to your pet squirrel.  And there's a page of fun free activities to try out: http://www.squirrelrecipesbook.com/easy-squirrel-recipes  including squirrel delight.  Why is it called squirrel delight? I'm quite certain the squirrel is not delighted in the least.

And this is what happens when you enjoy the delights of too many squirrels.

And now for something different: this question from Yahoo Is 69 degrees Fahrenheit warm enough to wear a dress with isolated thunderstorms? Here's a screen grab:

I've seen dresses with isolated appliques, detachable frills and removable sleeves...but I've never see one with isolated thunderstorms!  Wow!  That must be some dress!  I bet it was designed by the people of the Weather Network.  I'd love to have a dress with isolated thunderstorms. That's far better than a dress with an occluded front.  Or pants with mesocyclone in them.  Or a meso anything in them. 

And that's my edifying entry for today.  I have gardening that needs to be done, it appears that this is going to be a superb early summer week, weather wise.  No meso-anythings until the weekend.   Later!

 


Posted by lincatz at 10:24 AM EDT
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