Topic: Jeebus sightings!
Regular entry below, I let off a little steam!
This weeks jeebus is a classic! It's got everything we here in the litterbox expect from our religious figures when they appear in ridiculous places. 1. it's in an odd place for a Deity. This one is in the fungal infection staining of a delingifying heart rot found in many hardwoods. Seriously, what would a self respecting Deity be doing in a heart rot? 2. It looks vaguely like something...although exactly what is open to interpretation. It could be jeebus, or an angel, or a fairy...or it could be one of those arena artsy rock star poser poses. I think it looks more like Jeff Lynne posing in a UFO back in ELO's heyday. Or maybe Stevie Nicks at the height of her solo career. 3. Miracle or religious experience? Oh yeah, the guy is catholic and they have religious experiences when looking at anything, from toast to ice pillars, as we have well witnessed in the litterbox. So finding this image has re-awakened this guys faith in delingifying heart rots and he now goes to church. 4. profit? Of course and it's to be on e-bay! Where all true icons end up, in that great repository of TRUE!!1! sign of ThE POWer of GOD!!!11 mirrors, tree rings, grilled cheese sandwiches and greasy pizza boxes that all symbolize that god is sending us signs and if you have enough money, you too can buy a sign from god.
Now if they said it was Stevie Nicks and it was a sign from Stevie that I should go out and buy more peasant skirts, then I might believe! It does look more like her than jeebus!
Here's the story: Man finds jeebus in a tree!